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Sup bitches I am 'The Queen Bitch', But if you prefer you can call me the Masked Bitch or even Evil Bitch if you must.

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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outspoken-isolation:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

I quit the internet. Oh my god. I laughed so hard.

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sslypkc:

The sarcastic lord is done with your shit.

sslypkc:

The sarcastic lord is done with your shit.

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

got-my-riot-gear-on:

bootehmaster:

kudwafter:

krakenfacethe3rd:

THIS IS IT

THIS IS THE LEGEND THAT STARTED IT ALL.

I SPIT MY TEA WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS

This reminds me of the time i bought the Crazy Frog CD when i was in primary school and this resulted in having a whole P.E lesson spent dancing to this song….

remember-the-mole:

Oh, but yeah! I did have a LIttle Ray Adventure idea while I was at work.

So, Adam goes and tells Ray about the easter bunny, and how he’s going to leave all these little eggs with treats around the house, and even a biiig basket just for little boys and girls like Ray.

And then Joel pulls him…

twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

naomao:

"What’s up, Kyle?"

naomao:

"What’s up, Kyle?"

diimaria:

Long post warning

here’s a kinda rough sketch of something i might continue if i have time

some somewhat Slypkc adventures c:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kaldannan:

lokifirefox:

dooweeweeweeboo:

zombie1ovejuice:

weshookthesky:


The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks

that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT

ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like

So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.




This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

TODAY, WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!!!

the-fandoms-are-cool:

kaldannan:

lokifirefox:

dooweeweeweeboo:

zombie1ovejuice:

weshookthesky:

The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks

that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen

YES FINALLY BACK ON MY DASH I LOVE THIS LIL FUCKER. LOOK AT IT

ohy my fucking god i finally know how my patronus looks like

So of course I read up on it. It’s even more beautiful when it’s in the water, not collapsed like it is on the original pic. It also freakin’ eats Portuguese Man o’Wars. They are also hermaphroditic because, damn, they so pretty, no way are they gonna hit anything but theyselves.

This really is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen.

TODAY, WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!!!

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude